Delicious Nothings

A Coffee Shop Experience

• Me...mild mannered Joe, off the hot streets, looking for a cool drink.
• The Barista...about 5'0", short, blond hair, dressed in a frilly skirt.
• Me: Hi! Can I get a latte?
• Barista: Sure. Would you like a flavor?
• Me: Yeah, how about blackberry?
• Barista: Absolutely. Hot or iced?
• Me: Umm...I guess I'll go with iced.
• Barista: Yeah, I agree. It's fucking hot outside.
• Me: [trying not to bust out laughing]
• Barista: Oh shit, I'm not supposed to say that at work.