Delicious Nothings

The Cheese Sandwich Affair

• SOM: ::Scraggly old man totters into the coffee shop and heads to the bathroom.::
• CSE: ::Coffee shop employee knocks on the bathroom door::
• SOM: I'm busy.
• CSE: ::Walks away::
• SOM: ::Totters up to counter::
• SOM: You, know. Whenever I come in here and I'm in the bathroom it's always pound pound pound. Well I'm sick of it. I've spent a lot of money here. I always buy the cheese sandwiches. I'm just sick of it. Grumble grumble...cheese sandwiches. ::totters out::
• CSE: Um, we don't sell cheese sandwiches.