Delicious Nothings

VANI T PL8TES

Let’s get something out in the open right away, “I hate vanity plates!”  I do really hate them with a passion.  Nothing says “egotistical narcissist” like a vanity plate.  Yeah, yeah, some people will say that vanity plates are a method for self expression.  However, I’m willing to bet those same people have their own vanity plates that say something like “iluvme.”  Fine, fine, I’ll admit, there’s a part of me that’s always wanted a vanity plate…just like there’s a part of you that’s always wanted one.  But that’s also the part of me that I regularly punch in the face for being an collosal prat.

With all that being said, I’m going to try and blog about the various vanity plates I see in my day to day travels.  And now without further ado:

Yesterday, while driving down the highway I was cut off by this gem of a plate

“IPETSIT”

I pets it.  Pets what?  So is this person like Elmyra on Tiny Toons who “loves ‘em and squeezes ‘em” till death do they part?  Or is this pets it, like, well…you know?  Either way, this vanity plate gets a big steaming plate of fail from me.